My dog Bill recently had some surgery so he's wearing one of those e-collars, or as we call it around here, The Cone of Silence. He has to wear this damned thing for two weeks.
Day two of the CoS he mastered coming up behind me and clipping me in the calves with it. I have bruises all long the back of my legs. He's done it so many times now I think the bruises are going to be permanent.
Posted by beth at June 1, 2003 12:50 AM