March 21, 2004
New Diseases for the New Millenium
I've noted a rash outbreak of the following two new diseases:
CDS: Carbohydrate Deprivation Syndrome. Characterized by an overwhelming urge to stick your entire face in a chocolate cake. Commonly suffered by those on the Atkins and South Beach Diet. Symptoms generally worse during times of PMS. Only known cure: gradual reintroduction of "bad carbs" back into your life.
Tanorexia Nervosa: Incurable addiction to Mystic Tanning. Worse case in recorded history:
Only known cure: step away from the tanning machine.
Posted by beth at March 21, 2004 05:07 PMCharlize Theron. Ooooh, momma! I wanna see her Mystic Tan lines!
(I sure hope my wife doesn't see this...)
Posted by: Churk at March 21, 2004 08:04 PMI think that's the result of a tanning cream. Even orange, she's beautiful though. Love your blog and your husband's blog. Found you through www.nebshit.com I think.
Posted by: Lesley at March 31, 2004 11:18 PM