September 07, 2004

I'm Huge In Nigeria

I have gotten no fewer than five e-mails this week from various government officials in Nigeria wanting me to serve as their agent. The sums of money involved range from a paltry $15 million to a comfortable $64 million.

People of Nigeria: I cannot be trusted with that kind of money. I will buy shoes. Lots of them.

Protect yourselves, look elsewhere.

Posted by beth at September 7, 2004 01:44 AM
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