If you’re not familiar with Craigslist and you live in a major US metropolitan area, you should check it out. It’s a glorified bulletin board/classified section, but you can find some pretty cool stuff in there.

But I don’t think my latest posting will last long before the Powers That Be delete it, so I’ll immortalize it here. Filed in the Wanted section under the heading “Kitten Needed”:

I desperately need a kitten for a new recipe I want to try. Breed unimportant, prefer one on the chubby side.

I”ll let you know what responses I get.