November 28, 2004 - Sunday

The New Diet Starts Now

Beth just walked in from a quick trip to the grocery store and announced "I'm making something new for dinner tonight!"

Emptying the bag to put the purchases away, I find that the total grocery store haul is:

  • Four cans of tuna
  • One box of Kellogg's Mini-Wheats
  • A loaf of Roman Meal bread
  • A can of Crisco vegetable shortening.

I'm afraid to ask she's making.

Posted by Chuck at November 28, 2004 03:39 PM
Comments

what is this weird meal?

Posted by: Frankie at November 29, 2004 12:34 PM

From the ingredients, I'd say since she wasn't able to do anything evil with that butt picture...

Posted by: Jian at December 1, 2004 04:53 PM

Chuck, did you do something mean to Beth? Because that grocery list sounds as if she's plotting a Meal of Serious Illness for revenge.

Be especially wary if she tells Zoe that she wouldn't like it, it's for Daddy only.

Posted by: Carol at December 3, 2004 10:57 PM

Clearly your new diet is one that does not include pie.

Posted by: Jim at December 6, 2004 02:26 PM

What good diet does?

Posted by: Chuck at December 6, 2004 03:20 PM