Is This The Party To Whom I Am Speaking?

This is an actual telephone conversation I just had:

My phone rings:

***Ring***

Me: Hello?
Him: Hello?

Hello.
Hello.

(beat)

Hel-lo?
Hello?

Hello!
Hello.

I can do this all day, you know. Hellooooo.
Hello.

(beat)

Uh... I think I have the wrong number.
No shit.

***click***

Posted by Chuck at December 21, 2004 05:18 PM