February 26, 2005 - Saturday

My 2005 Oscar Predictions

I predict that I won't be watching the Academy Awards.

I don't care who's nominated. I don't care who's hosting. I don't care who's presenting. I don't care who wins. I don't care who's wearing what. I don't care who's there with whom.

I just. Don't. Care.

Unless I'm up for an award, I couldn't care less.

Posted by Chuck at February 26, 2005 03:28 PM
Comments

But remember, if you don't vote, the terrorists win.

Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2005 01:08 PM

Were they nominated?

Wait, don't answer that. I don't care.

Posted by: Chuck at February 27, 2005 03:06 PM