Okay, I lied, I did watch a few minutes of the Academy Awards after all. Beth and Zoe were watching it while I sat on the couch with them and read a book, so some of it seeped through my crap barriers and intruded on my consciousness. Having witnessed some of its awfulness, all I have to say is:
Dayum! Them women is skinny! Attention, women of Hollywood: Have a fucking sandwich!
That is all. Thank you.
Posted by Chuck at February 27, 2005 08:31 PMSounds like you were looking at Renee Zelwigger, who was just TINY. That girl would look a lot better if she put on some weight.
Posted by: Jim at February 28, 2005 03:55 PMEven though I can't stand Renee Zelwigger (despite our shared birthday), I thought she looked gorgeous right after she finished the Bridget Jones movies. With nice curves and actual boobs, she looked like a woman. Now? Look at her with anything stronger than a soft, quick glance and she'll break in two.
Renee, have some pasta. Carbs are your friend.
Posted by: Carol at February 28, 2005 05:24 PM