Poking around in my webstats, it's funny to see what search strings lead people here to deadpan. Having a blog here called "Diary of a SubUrban Housewife" that frequently uses words like "boob" and "breast" and "sex" and "fuck" and let's not forget "housewife" in the title ... well, you see where I'm going with it -- it draws a certain class of websearcher. The one-handed typing kind.
But people have other things on their minds, too, and let me just say: Y'all are some weird googling motherfuckers. Here are some of the stranger keyphrases that have landed surfers at deadpan:
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And my personal favorite:
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But you know what? I'm not picky, I'm happy to get readers any way I can. Like the song says, "I don't care how you get here, just get here if you can."
Posted by Chuck at February 20, 2005 01:26 AMHow do you get all this information? I can only see the last 10 referrers and 7 of them are usually me. :)
Posted by: Jim at February 23, 2005 02:49 PMMy domain host (Total Choice Hosting) gives me access to my referrer logs. I doubt that Blogspot will give you the same access. Maybe one of the hit trackers could give you the info, like Sitemeter?
Posted by: Chuck at February 23, 2005 04:39 PM