CSOTY

Holy Shit. Guess who's up for a Cool Site of the Year award? Me and Steve, for the write-up of our trip to The Booth.

I've never asked y'all for anything -- except for that time I tried to blackmail you for a thousand bucks (you know who you are and I'd better get that check soon or pictures will be posted -- think of the poor goat's feelings, you perv) -- but I think I'm going to ask now: vote for us, would you? Make like you're in Chicago and vote early, vote often.

Well, hmm... It seems that's about all I have to say tonight. Just a blatant appeal for ballot-stuffing, then I'm outta here. So be it.

Thank you! Good night!