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Thursday
September 21, 2000 |
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What It Was |
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All rightie, then. Now that I've dispatched the "old" dispatches, now I want to cover the in-between stuff of what I've been up to over the past couple of whatevers. I've been away for awhile and stuff has happened and I figure I'll bring y'all up to speed, but I think that rather than apply myself and crank out one of my usual finely crafted entries, instead I'll be lazy and do this subhead style. Or something. Cut me some slack here, will ya? It's not enough that I'm posting a new entry, but it's gotta be literary too? Sheesh. All
Quiet On The Working Front This latest layoff was the shabbiest yet. They bought up this brokerage firm with a chain of offices in the south, then sent all the trainers to these offices to train the employees on the PaineWebber software -- including me. I'm a Microsoft Office trainer, I didn't know dick about PW's stuff. When I asked him, my boss even assured me: "Don't worry, all you'll be doing Microsoft Office. Training the PW apps isn't your responsibility." And guess what I found I was expected to train on once I hit Memphis? PaineWebber apps. Lovely. So for two weeks I was doing the old shuck and jive, acting like I knew how this stuff worked while I looked over their shoulders and figured out how it worked. And by the end of the two weeks I really did know how it worked and everyone on my team loved me and said I'd done a fantastic job. It came time to head home and I didn't have my schedule for the next week yet, so I emailed my boss asking where he wanted me when I got back. "Call me Wednesday morning," he said. "We'll work it out." I thought this was curious. Suspicious, even. And sure enough, when I talked to him Wednesday he told me that, unexpectedly (yeah, right), he had to let all the consultants go. In other words "Thanks for doing what wasn't even your job and excelling at it. Now get out." Great. So I'm on the job hunt. Again. I can't tell you how thrilled Beth is about that. I'm expecting to hear back tomorrow from a downtown dot.com I interviewed with last week for a Call Center Trainer position. I'm uniquely qualified for the company and the interview went well, so I think I have a good shot at it. Cross yer fingies fer me. Genteel
Ass-Kicking Edumucation It's a private school, obviously, and school events are a small scale "who's who" of the entertainment industry. At the New Parents Orientation I ran into an actress I'd worked with before, the woman who played Chuck's fiance in Night Shift. (I'm using character names so as to prevent this page from coming up on stalker searches.) Then the first Parents/Teachers night was held in the kindergarten classroom (complete with adult butts wedged into kid-sized chairs), where we met wheeler-dealer Mike Damone from Fast Times at Ridgemont High, as well as the co-star from Desperately Seeking Susan who wasn't Madonna. And here's a vaguely disturbing thing about Zoe and this school: she's not the only Zoe there. When Beth was pregnant and we were mulling over names for our future nugget, we both wanted something relatively unique. Not "Moonbeam" or "Blxrtz!" unique, but something far enough off the beaten path that she wouldn't be Sydney #3, for example. The only Zoes I knew of then were the one from Salinger's short story and the daughter in the Baby Blues comic strip, so we figured the name was pretty unique. Or not. Zoe is not only not the only Zoe in her school, she is not the only Zoe in her class. So now she's Zoe A., to differentiate her from Zoe S., instead of our planned Zoe With The Incredibly Unique And Interesting Name. Plus which, there's another Zoe in her school who also shares her middle name, as well as having the last name of Akin, which is only two letters away from ours: Atkins. Eerie, eh? Lesson learned. Next kid's gonna be named Blxrtz! Moonbeam. The Third. Where
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