In other news, I've been spending a lot of time in the darkroom, developing and printing a lot of stuff that just looks like crap. But some of it's not bad, but unfortunately it's naked stuff of my wife so I can't show it to you. Not all of you, at least. Mike and Dave Van get their own personal copies because they've expressed an interest, and since it's Mike's birthday I might send him a close-up, but the rest of you get bupkiss. Big photo safari going down tomorrow. Me and Steve are heading down to the Balboa Peninsula for a day of fun and photography in the sun. Steve says he wants to get some "surf shots," but I know he's really going to be scoping the babes in the bikinis. "Pay no attention to the 300 mm lens, miss, just keep bending over to rummage in your beer cooler." Says he's bringing a monopod, too. Pervert. You'd never know it from reading his journal, but he's an animal. |
I was talking to a younger co-worker the other day when she told me
about someone doing something outstanding and how everyone gave that
person "mad props" for doing this thing. And I realized that
I am rocketing down the far side of being over the hill because I had
no idea what she was talking about.
Can someone tell me please: What is a prop? That phrase always makes
me think of spinning propellers, but I don't think that's what it means.
Alternately, I think of small pieces of scenery used in movies or plays
-- a gun, a dish, a cigarette, etc., but I don't think that's it either.
So what's a prop?
Not knowing what a prop is, I'm not sure that I want one given to me,
especially if it's mad. I mean, really, why are you giving me this upset
thing if I've done something good? That's a backhanded compliment if
ever I've heard one, isn't it? "Thanks for doing this excellent
deed, let me thank you by giving you an angry prop thing." Um,
no thanks, okay?
An angry prop. That's a scary thought ... I think. Ultimately, how
scary it is depends on just what a prop is in the first place. But you
probably don't want even a relatively benign item to be angry. You never
know, it could be dangerously unpredictable.
So our prop is angry. Why? What has upset the prop so? Can we avoid
repeating the offensive behavior in the future so as not to make it
mad again? Now that it's mad already, what does it want? If we give
it what it wants, will it stop being angry? Can a mad prop be appeased
or do you just have to walk on eggshells until it calms down?
I think these are all valid, important questions, questions that I'm
afraid I'll have to require be answered before any of you readers give
me props of any kind, mad or otherwise. Although I might take happy
props without knowing exactly what they are -- they're happy, so they
can't be all bad, right?
I broached this topic with Beth, who was even more clueless than I.
"What are props?" she asked, and I started to go through some
of the above with her. "No, no," she interrupted, "What
does it mean? Why would someone give them to you? Is it some kind of
reward, or a punishment?" She didn't even know getting mad props
was a good thing, which I think solidly establishes me as the hipster
of the household. When salesmen come to the door looking for "The
man or lady of the house who's down with the kids," why, that'll
be me.
Once I'd explained that receiving mad props was a most excellent thing,
Beth then went through many of the same questions I myself have asked
-- and did ask above. I had no answers for her, only more questions,
but it was interesting to see how she following much the same path I
did when I sought to comprehend propness. We quickly moved past the
minor quibble of exactly what a prop is and began delving into how one
should react to receiving one.
We agreed that reacting as though we'd been given a compliment or a
nice gift was a good starting point, so we built from there.
"Here's some mad props for you."
"Why thank you, how thoughtful." And... what then?
Well, I suddenly flashed on the movie Diehard. I don't know
why, I just did. Maybe it's because it's one of my favorite movies,
I don't know. Let it go, it's not important right now. What is important
is that I was casting about for a bigger response for receiving props
than a polite "thank you" and I flashed on Diehard.
And I came up with "Yippie kiyay, motherfucker."
"Here's some mad props for you."
"Yippie kiyay, motherfucker."
I like it, it works for me. It shows enthusiasm even as it reveals
a hint of aggression that one assumes mirrors the props' anger. Plus
which, the prop-giver might be a Diehard fan, which would make
your response that much more prop-able.
Beth didn't like it.
She thought it about it for a good long while and then she came up
with her own response. I hated to admit it, but it was better than mine.
"Whooya."
Wow. Short, pithy, powerful. I loved it, I thought it was perfect.
I liked it so much, in fact, that I had to give Beth mad props, which
provided an excellent opportunity to road test it.
"Wow, honey, that's a great response. Mad props to you for
coming up with it."
"Whooya."
Yes, it was perfect. We might not know what props are, we might not
want them when they're mad, but if anyone gives us any we'll know just
how to thank them.
There are those who might think it's a silly saying in the first place.
Not me, I'm down with the kids. I remember being a youngster and painting
"Peace, man" on a tie-die T-shirt, even though I had no idea
what the phrase meant. I think these rabid props are the same -- I don't
know what they are, but I totally grok the sentiment behind them.
So "Whooya" to ya, man. And mad props, too, just because.
Peace out.
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