Chuck: Well, damn! It's about time! My heart leapt when I read this. Finally, a sweet young thang wanted me! Finally, the 'stake was paying off with a dividend of nookie! Finally, a blowjob that wouldn't require hours of begging! It just doesn't get any better than this. Oh, sure, there were drawbacks to the offer. She's 16, for example. By 16, most women are past the point of unquestioning obedience. And the D-cup thing -- I've never been a big tit guy. I'm a small tit guy. "More than a handful" and all that. And that whole boyfriend thing? I didn't need to hear that. Fantasy girls aren't supposed to have boyfriends, and they especially aren't supposed to use them as blowjob references. But I could overlook those shortcomings. Beggars can't be choosers, you know. And besides, I'm cheap and I'm easy, but I'm worth it. So I was intrigued. I was hopeful. I was sporting wood. Then I read on the diary-l list about two other male journalizers getting similar email. My fantasy girl was a cruel hoax. Dang. I never get to have any fun. And now that I'm all in the mood and everything, I guess I'm going to have to go start begging...
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Ow. Ow, ow, ow. I'm having tooth problems. I blame my dentist's assistant,
Jema.
I haven't been to the dentist in about a year and a half. Not since
March of '98, to be precise. I know when I was there last because Jema
told me when she called last Friday and asked where I've been. I mumbled
about how time slips away and I hadn't gotten around to it and blah
blah and she shamed me into making an appointment for middle October.
I hadn't been back because my teeth have been doing fine -- no aches,
no pains, so no reason to see the dentist, not even for a cleaning,
which is the one thing I really hate about going to the dentist because
all that scraping sounds like blackboards in my head. My teeth have
been fine. Until Jema called. Two days later they started hurting.
I went in today for x-rays and "let's do a cleaning as long as
you're here", and came out with the news that I need a root canal
and an "appliance" afterward so I'll stop grinding my teeth
in my sleep.
I told Jema I hold her personally responsible for all of it and threatened
to send her the bill. I was fine until she called. Grr.
In the meantime I've been chowing down on Advil during the day and
at night some Vicodin left over from my toe surgery. The Vicodin's been
making for some strange nights. Friday night I was so tired I was almost
literally passing out, but I was still up all night.
I've been paranoid about someone breaking in at night lately, so Friday
night I put a club next to the bed so I'll have a weapon handy if I
should need it. The paranoia that prompted that was fueled by the Vicodin,
and every time I started to fall asleep I'd jolt awake and look toward
the doorway, convinced someone would be standing there. Nobody ever
was, but that didn't stop me from dropping off and jolting awake again
and again and again, all night long. I finally really went to sleep
just after dawn, just in time for Zoe to wake me up for the next day.
I can't come up with a clever closing for this entry tonight. That
may be because I took a Vicodin about an hour ago, but the fact that
I can still feel my teeth hurting through the anesthetic haze might
be playing a factor, too.
But wait... Is that someone in the doorway?
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