Aaahhh… Home again. And early, too.

You’ve gotta love flying in the morning on Fridays — stand-by is almost always an option. I was booked on an 11:50 flight, so I showed up early and flew stand-by on UA 1451 at 9:30 SLC -> SFO, then stand-by again on UA 6776 at 10:55 SFO -> BUR. End result: home by noon.

Like you care.