I am America’s Coffee Bitch. Every office I work in, I’m the guy who has to make coffee because it’s down to the dregs when I get there. Aliso Viejo, CA; San Antonio, TX; Dallas, TX; Utica, NY; Syracuse, NY; West Palm Beach, FL; Memphis, TN; Las Vegas, NV; Wheeling, WV; Providence, RI; Salt Lake City, UT; and now Akron, OH — NObody knows how to make coffee anywhere, it’s always me. So I always make coffee, just so I can have some.

No, no, don’t thank me.