Today is Wear Your (Software Product Name) Shirt Day! Please do not forget to wear your (Software Product Name) shirt.

So says today’s agenda in the ongoing torture known as Customer Service Week here at the company dedicated to sucking the will to live out of its employees. Customer Service Week is a particularly diabolical way of grinding us down, because it accomplishes that goal even as it claims to be designed to lift us up! They’re geniuses, I tell you, pure evil geniuses! Wile E. Coyote has nothing on them.

I wanted to join in the fun today on Wear Your Company Shirt Day … but mine is in a bucket at home, caked with carnuba wax. So I wore my anti-company shirt instead. Hey, it’s what motivates me.