I’ve been watching Survivor all season long (yes, I’m a loser) and am a little wrapped up in the characters and their machinations. The big season finale is on tonight, when I would finally find out if the girls got their shit together and voted “Johnny Fairplay” off the island. It’s on right now, recording on Tivo, and the plan was to dive into the Survivor/Tivo goodness in about a half hour.

Until I read the Yahoo new headlines. Which gave the ending away by trumpeting who the winner is.

I hate when that happens. Same thing happened in the first season, when a last-minute headline spoiled a season’s worth of build-up.

The solution, I think, is clear: Stop watching Survivor.

Yeah, like that’s gonna happen.