Bar-B-Mew
Fuck. I literally just finished posting that last entry, took two steps out of my office, and encountered Gable the cat squatting in a basket of laundry looking … suspicious.
Because he was fucking pissing on it!
That’s it. I’m looking up kitten recipes right now.
My cat … named “Frida” because she has a mustache … has the same tendency to place her piss where it ought not be placed. I have considered finding recipes for this and one other reason; basically, times get hard sometimes and a guy needs protein.
I found a recipe for cat poop cookies here:
http://cookie.allrecipes.com/az/CatPoopCookiesII.asp
But that wasn’t really what I had in mind.
I guess the web is the best place to find this kind of information. Anyone have any good cat recipes?