Quote of the Day
I had a moment of clarity just now, the kind where you’re having a conversation and you blurt out something that crystalizes how you feel and you didn’t know you felt that way until you said it. I was telling my coworker Gavin about how much I enjoyed stepping out of the shower and into a pile of fresh dog puke this morning when I said:
I hate all my animals. I want them to die. I wish my house would burn down with them trapped inside.
Clearly, I’m having pet issues right now. And maybe house issues, too.
Chuck, your pets (at least your dog) are clearly having “Chuck issues” as well.
But still I sympathize. I spent much of the weekend cleaning my house, only to return home from work yesterday to experience a suspicious whiff of Frida pee. Frida is my cat. I could not find the exact whereabouts of the smell’s source.
No more pets.