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July 31, 2004 - Saturday

 Spampliment

Attention, spammers:

Penis enLARGEment isn’t the problem I need to have solved. The problem is penis enSMALLment. Get to work on that and we’ll be in business.

Thank you.


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5 responses to “Spampliment”

  1. Mr. Amaya says:

    After following the link in the previous comment, I believe the writer may have the answer to your problem, Churk.

    You may also want to try scuba diving in colder waters, or perhaps don a wetsuit one size smaller.

    You know know I’d go to any length to assist you.

    -Finestkind

  2. Stumpy says:

    Jeeezusss. Again this Amaya guy. Doesn’t he check his entries before he posts?

    He says..”You know know I’d go…” blah blah blah. He tries to write something funny but he stammers on the punchline. Whadda dork.

  3. Mr. Amaya says:

    Sorry, Mr. Stumpy Man. I’m assuming you’re a man. If not I apologize. I apologize to you, I apologize to Chuck, I apologize to Israel for not writing, I’m Mr. Apology, okay? And I’m as sorry as I can be about all of this.

  4. Blogging ... the anti-drug? says:

    This is your brain.
    This is your brain on drugs.
    Any questions?

  5. Jim says:

    People! People! You are quibbling while Chuck suffers from an over-large penis! Have you no compassion??

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