The debate is going on right now, but I haven’t seen any of it yet. I’m Tivoing it for later. But when I do watch it, I’ll watch it with an even more cynical eye because this seems to me that it’s very, very plausible:

Does the Commander in Chimp wear a wireless earpiece so the brains of the outfit can play Cyrano de Bergerac and whisper sweet nothings (and complete sentences) in his ear during these debates? I’ll bet he does.