Boobies!
Beth is doing the Blogger Boobie-thon again this year, so of course I had to help her. It’s hard being married sometimes, what with all the chores and favors and honey-do’s; sometimes it seems like it’s just one thing after another. And then sometimes it’s hard because you’re getting to take semi-nudie pix of your wife and help “compose” the picture, which is something completely different.
So, yeah, she’s semi-baring her boobies for free now and totally baring them later to people who donate more than $100. I’ll get to take that picture too. It’s hard, doing those kinds of chores.
Anyway, because I’m all about being supportive and have no shame and am nothing if not a joiner, I figured I’d contribute a picture to the Boobie-thon too. (Yes, they accept mens’ pictures — they even request them, so it’s not just me and my ego working here.) Unlike Beth, though, I’m not going to be coy about it. I’ll go ahead and show you the picture I sent the Boobie-thon. Enjoy:
Now go, donate, kick down a few bucks to fight breast cancer. If your eyes have stopped bleeding, that is.
Thanks, dude. I have officially now been thrown off my feed.
Come on, you know you clicked on the thumbnail to get the bigger view, admit it. Methinks thou doth protest too much.
Chuck, darlin’, next time go with a nice deep blue or burgandy bra. I think the white washes you out.
Well, there goes the other eye! Now where did I leave that white cane…?
I should never try to catch up on your journal…it’s too frightening.
You may have actually scared me straight.
I think your cup size is off.
BTW, can I borrow that?