I just spent the last 15 minutes having a conversation with Zoe’s Magic 8 Ball. Apparently, good things are in my future but it can’t tell me just what they are right now. I’m supposed to ask again later. Also, George Bush is secretly married to Lindsay Lohan, she really hasn’t had a boob job, and there is a fleet of intergalactic battle cruisers from the Andromeda Galaxy docked on the far side of the moon waiting for Celine Dion to give the attack signal during her August 29th performance at Caesars Palace Coliseum in Las Vegas.

This thing is loaded with information! You just have to ask the right questions.