My 2005 Oscar Predictions
I predict that I won’t be watching the Academy Awards.
I don’t care who’s nominated. I don’t care who’s hosting. I don’t care who’s presenting. I don’t care who wins. I don’t care who’s wearing what. I don’t care who’s there with whom.
I just. Don’t. Care.
Unless I’m up for an award, I couldn’t care less.
But remember, if you don’t vote, the terrorists win.
Were they nominated?
Wait, don’t answer that. I don’t care.