We’re going to Mexico on vacation tomorrow and my digestive tract has apparently decided to get a jump on things. Most people come back from Mexico with Montezuma’s Revenge — me, I’m going there with it. I’m a-gurglin’ all over the place and doing my part for global warming. The one place you do not want to be right now is behind me. Or around me at all, for that matter. I have a serious case of Angry Butt goin’ on over here.

I think it was the cottage cheese I ate last night — it tasted funny. I noticed about halfway through the bowl and thought Hmm, this tastes kinda weird. Has it gone over? I wonder if it’s going to make me sick. Then I kept eating it.

Glurgle. Pllbbbtttt.