MSN Again
I just checked my hit counter a little while ago and I thought it was broken. Hits are through the roof right now, 300+ today and growing. (Okay, that’s not that much, but it’s through the roof for me.) Where are all these hits coming from? MSN again. Of course. I can’t get hits from a decent search engine, no, I have to get slimed by MSN.
So what the heck, I’ll do a little Public Service Announcement. Attention MSN searchers: Google. ’nuff said.
But what are all these MSN-heads looking for? Is it “women fucking cats,” like back in March when I was “Number One With MSN“? No. Is it “better sex ever,” like back in February when I was number nine over there? Sadly, again, no.
No, this time they’re looking for pictures of the baptism of David Arquette and Courteney Cox Arquette’s kid. I wrote a few days ago about how some private pictures of it are getting emailed all over the place and that I’d gotten a copy of them. I said that I was going to break the chain and not forward them to anyone else.
But, hell, now I’m getting all this traffic from people looking for the pictures. And I have the pictures. So I thought maybe I’d post them after all. Because, you know, I have them and if I show them to you maybe you’ll think I’m cool, maybe some of that celebrity pixie dust will rub off on me and I’ll be fabulous too.
So fine, here you go, here are the pics. And as you’re clicking these links to look at them you should keep in mind that you’re prying into a private family event, that the family is upset that these pictures are out there, and that you probably wouldn’t like it if it were your kid’s baptism pictures getting sent all over the internet by strangers to strangers just because they’ve seen you on TV. You should consider that clicking on these links might make you feel just a little bit small. And that it should.
But don’t mind me. Enjoy.
