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June 12, 2005 - Sunday

 The Domesticated Male

I keep a book in the bathroom for when I need to, uh, sit down in there for awhile. (A Wrinkle in Time is the current one.) As I was wrapping up this morning’s “reading” session, I realized that I have been completely and utterly domesticated.

Why? My bookmark: the disposable adhesive backing from an Always pantiliner.

Sigh…


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5 responses to “The Domesticated Male”

  1. Ray says:

    No wonder you can’t get your daughter interested in books. She probably thinks they’ve all been in the crapper with you.

  2. beth says:

    Regular panty liner or thong liner?

  3. Tim says:

    My favorite bookmark is one I got at an airshow. It is from the United States Air Force.

  4. Chuck says:

    Thanks for sharing, Tim. My favorite is the “Nuke the gay unborn baby whales for Jesus” one that I got at a Young Republicans rally in 1986.

  5. Tim says:

    Coool.

    BTW, I read through your motorcycle category and really got a kick out of it! Your experiences also helped me appreciate what motocyclists have to deal with on a daily basis. I always give ’em plenty of room.

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