Fireworks For Free
This entry is primarily a note to myself so that next year I’ll remember these things. (Assuming I remember to pre-read this entry in the pre-Independence Day run-up next year, of course.)
For the second year running, we watched the CBS Radford Studios fireworks show from east end of Moorpark Park at Lauren Canyon Blvd and Moorpark Street. 6:30 p.m. arrival gives us decent (if slightly illegal) parking and plenty of time to block out a picnic perimeter. Fireworks start around 8:45 p.m.
We found ourselves next to Stephanie & Co again this year (Katie’s godmother) and we all agreed that we’ll band together next year and make a community party of it. We’ll need the following items:
- Hibachi for on-the-spot grilling
- Chainsaw for the stupid tree at the eastern edge of the viewing angle
- Lighter fluid — not for the hibachi, but to assist in setting up the perimeter. People won’t stand in front of you if in front of you is in flames.
The view from the grass is fine, but sitting on the sidewalk side of the fence accomplishes two things: A) a slightly better view and 2) keeps late-arriving nippleheads from standing there and blocking everyone else’s view from the grass. Towels or jackets laid out there pre-need “save” it nicely.
Extra personal note to myself: remember to get illegal “dangerous and insane” fireworks ahead of time next year. Why should the Indian family next to us get to have all the explosive fun? FYI: Real sparklers would be a nice touch.
Add to your list either a paintball gun loaded with black cartridges, or a .22 rifle. Either will be useful for blowing out those pesky streetlights along Moorpark that impinge on the viewing.