I’m a big Craigslist fan.

Uh…

Huh, now that I wrote that, I can’t think of a single thing I’ve bought or sold or rented or done or whatever off Craigslist. But fuck it, I’m still a fan, I think it’s great, if for nothing other than the sheer entertainment value I get from it.

One thing I like to do there is post bogus ads for fun. I wrote about one of them here, when I posted an ad looking for a kitten so I could try a new recipe. And then there’s the desperately pathetic hook-up posts that include pictures of the horny hopeful hook-up’er — those are always fun to write about, too.

Anyway, all this is preamble to set up my latest Craigslist post that I’m rather proud of. It’s my response to a post someone put in the Pets section, asking “does anyone know how early should a shih tzu have pups?” My response?

About 6:30 a.m. Any earlier and you don’t get enough sleep, any later and the pups are slackers.

Damn, but I crack my shit up.