Friendly Neighborhood Crack Dealer
The crack was delivered to the office today: Girl Scout Cookies. Evil in a box.
I ordered: Do-Si-Dos – 2 boxes, Trefoils – 2 boxes, Samoas – 1 box. And because I’m an idiot who can’t fill out order forms right and accidentally ordered Trefoils instead of the beloved Thin Mints, now I’m trying to buy 2 boxes of Thin Mints from a co-worker who managed to order them correctly and might be willing to make a profit on her deal.
Five boxes of Girl Scout cookies are on my desk. Two more boxes may join them soon. A fresh pot of coffee is brewing in the kitchen. Let the gorging begin.
What? No Tagalongs?
Damn gir scouts and those addictive cookies.
Geez – I’m so hopped up on cookies that I can’t even type properly!
Oh man! I didn’t realize how much I missed Girl Scout cookies until I practically started drooling while reading your post.
Y’know that Harley you’ve been hungering for? I’d steal it out of your driveway and trade it for a box of thin mints! That’s how bad I’m jonesing right now!
Oh honey,
Seven more boxes of crack arrived at our door today. Two boxes of thin mints, some tagalongs, more of the shortbread ones, and what may be my new personal favorite: lemon coolers.
I hope there are some left here when you get home.