“For those who say we haven’t found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they’re wrong. We found them.”

President Bush,
May 30, right before his pants caught fire

Ya gotta like Mike. He provides most of the fodder for my arguments with my conservative friends.

Oh look. We’re invading Iran next. My money was on Syria, but I guess they’ll have to wait.

If Clinton was prosecuted for lying about a blowjob, shouldn’t Bush be prosecuted for lying about Iraq’s “weapons of mass destruction”?

(I’m sure that’s going to land me on Ashcroft’s “Enemies of America” list — I’ll probably disappear into a gulag soon, at the rate things are going here in America lately.)